illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(via simply--black-and-white)

  • friend: you really need to go outside
  • me: send me the link

"I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew."

"I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."

(via socaltides)

(Source: stayygone, via we-are-super)

  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

(via self-c0nsci0us)