frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

(via seanp0donnell)

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

(Source: tooruoikawa, via self-c0nsci0us)

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(via seanp0donnell)

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via seanp0donnell)

"…I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed."

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

(via seanp0donnell)

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslaya, via cut-wrists-and-no-one-but-him)