kanyesmom:

a b c d e f me

(via you-make-me-beautiful-x)

• step 1: take out homework
• step 2: don't do homework

doctorsherlocksbeenlokid:

thest0rynotsofar:

mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

And my love life.

Maybe just my life.

(Source: brendonboredurie, via s-t-o-r-m-y-s-e-a-s)

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

(Source: vans-supreme, via s-t-o-r-m-y-s-e-a-s)

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via simply--black-and-white)